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Everyday normal guy - Jon Lajoie


I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.
There's nothing special 'bout me, mothafucka !
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.
When i go to the clubs i wait in the line, mothafucka !
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.
I got 600 dollars in the bank, mothafucka !
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy.
And my sexual performences are average.

I work in customer-service for a phone company.
I make 12 bucks an hour, but that's all i need.
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street.
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
 the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
 I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
 I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life easily forgettable
and I am not very liked I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back,
yeah honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
 My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough I

f you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

 I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
 I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
 I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
 and I am pretty good at making paper planes